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Mickey Mouse Day

November 18

Brian G Ross
Nov 18, 2022
Photo by Ivan Diaz on Unsplash

Today we celebrate one of the only mice in the world that doesn’t make women and children scream as soon as they set eyes on him — despite the fact that he walks upright, talks fluent English, and stands about four feet tall.

I mean, that’s nightmare fuel right there.

And he’s been wearing those same red trousers and yellow shoes since before he had been drawn in colour.

To be fair — and to ensure both parties are equally represented — it’s also Minnie Mouse Day.

But, um… nobody really cares about her.

Three cheers for Mickey!

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Brian G Ross
Brian G Ross

Written by Brian G Ross

I enjoy writing, being cosy, dark chocolate, poached eggs, hotels, dry humour, chorizo, snow, sunshine, lazy weekends, and prawns.

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