I Think I May Run For Prime Minister

Why Not?

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It feels like everyone else is.

We may even be getting good ol’ Boris back. I don’t want to politicise the feed because nobody really cares, and we’re all just a little bit fed up of talking about it at this point, right? But isn’t that a bit like locking up Freddy Krueger and then handing him the key to the cell?

All right, not quite.

Of course, I’m being hyperbolic, but you appreciate the idea.

The only Boris I actually want back is Becker, but I hear he’s having a few tax problems at the moment.

I have a good manifesto. It goes a little something like this:

• Cut the taxes.
• Increase the minimum wage.
• Be kind to others.
• Public holiday for my birthday.

Do this, and you won’t go too far wrong.